Nightmare Mun's Miscellaneous Blog!

They were duck rolls.

This is a joke.
10 points to the first one that gets it.

This is a joke.

10 points to the first one that gets it.

zamii070:

well one of us is going to have to change…

bioandrunaway:

I like the way you think, Military Advisor.

bioandrunaway:

I like the way you think, Military Advisor.

rude-mechanicals:

dendropsyche:

Visors from Cyberdog

I love these visors, they’re so versatile! Your statement either says, “I’m from the future” or “I’m a fucking transformer.”

WANT WANT WANT

arbor-viridanus:

nightmaremun:

I’m pretty sure I remember Rowling saying once that the statute of secrecy exists because there’s really not much a wizard can do against a muggle with a shotgun.

Impedimenta would probably stop bullets if you timed it perfectly. Not sure if Protego would stop bullets or not, I think that just stops minor spells. And, of course, Expelliarmus would take a muggle’s gun away.

True. But you can pull a trigger faster than you can say a multi-syllable word. ;3

shady-bacon:

kingchestnutsroastinonanopenfire:

Wizards can make fun of muggles all they want but the joke’s on them because phones can do in two seconds what they use owls and high-level magic to do, AND we have tanks. Try to avada kedavra a tank you stick-wiggling nerds

I never understood why wizards shunned technology. Like, the Weasleys didn’t even have fucking lights.

I’m pretty sure I remember Rowling saying once that the statute of secrecy exists because there’s really not much a wizard can do against a muggle with a shotgun.

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.